Sophisticated people invest in stock portfolios. Rednecks invest in commemorative plates....
If you are at all familiar with Jeff Foxworthy, you've probably hear his bit about not giving rednecks money. They cannot be trusted. They buy commemorative plates. Like this one.
Obviously the folks who are running BNSF are rednecks. They had commemorative plates made for every employee who didn't get hurt last year..... Great incentive to practice all that safety training wouldn't you say? Who wouldn't want a plate, with a picture of a train on it?
The plate was promptly put back in it's original packaging and placed in a safe place. The garbage. Some dumpster diver will be thrilled to have a new plate.
1 comment:
Gosh... I'd say I want a commemorative plate but you might actually believe me and send one!
P.S. Please don't.
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